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Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. COLD CHAI TEA!

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE!

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda. STOP SLAPPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda. "STOP SLAPPING ME," cried the dragon.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda. "STOP SLAPPING ME," cried the dragon. Zelda and Link

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda. "STOP SLAPPING ME," cried the dragon. Zelda and Link had a baby.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda. "STOP SLAPPING ME," cried the dragon. Zelda and Link had a baby. The baby slapped...

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda. "STOP SLAPPING ME," cried the dragon. Zelda and Link had a baby. The baby slapped no one else.

*Hint* move on with the slapping!

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea. So Zelda made some chai tea. Link slapped her. Zelda slapped back. "COLD CHAI TEA," cried the dragon also slapping Zelda. Zelda slapped it , STEALING THE TAPE! Link slapped Zelda. "STOP SLAPPING ME," cried the dragon. Zelda and Link had a baby. The baby slapped no one else. Eventually, the baby

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