3 Word Story

Once upon a time long ago in the land of Hyrule a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival Mublanguba had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely

Once upon a time long ago in the land of Hyrule a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival Mublanguba had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt

Once upon a time long ago in the land of Hyrule a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival Mublanguba had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who...

Once upon a time long ago in the land of Hyrule a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival Mublanguba had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the...

Once upon a time long ago in the land of Hyrule a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival Mublanguba had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a

Once upon a time long ago in the land of Hyrule a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival Mublanguba had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat.

Once upon a time long ago in the land of Hyrule a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival Mublanguba had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly,

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection.

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. (lol, lady gaga)

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where
he could get

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where
he could get some discount tape

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where
he could get some discount tape. He walked toward

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns.....

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that

+
----
-
Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was

Once upon a time, long ago in the land of Hyrule, a cool guy named Link loved to fight monsters called names so horrible he wore earmuffs to fight yetties in Antarctica and Africa. His rival, Mublanguba, had a box of candy so sweet, Link hired soldiers to steal it, but they ran out to get some discount tape. Towns didn't have the tape in stock but had a bottle of super gorilla glue that would stick absolutely to the butt of anyone who would take the end of a big fat cat. They proceeded to another town for some more supplies. But then, suddenly, the cars stalled in the middle of an intersection. The Soldiers then all just danced. Link wondered where he could get some discount tape. He walked toward where the Soldiers were taking turns fixing the cars and noticed that a dragon was drinking chai tea.