Kill the Dream.

Granted, but everyone wants to take it away from you... =/

I wish the monster under my bed would die.

Granted, but then 5 more come and destroy you

I wish for anything

OK. Granted. You get a dancing midget with a hacksaw that want's to chop your legs off from the knee down.

I wish for anything as well.

Fine, Granted. You shall get my sickness-a sinus inection that is clogging your nose and throat, and giving you a headache and a runny nose. It is also giving you a hard time breathing.

I wish for my misery to be gone!!!!

Granted, but you shall get my sickness-a sinus inection that is clogging your nose and throat, and giving you a headache and a runny nose. It is also giving you a hard time breathing, but 10x worse!

I wish to eat an Eevee.

OMG, how could you?! Man, I have to...but I wish I didn't, Granted..but then it tears a whole through your stomach, and you throw it up, and then keel over and die....

I wish I had 1 million dollars

Granted, but then you had the sudden urge to donate all of the money to N.P.O.

I wish for an orange mocha frappuccino

Granted. but you take a sip and realize it is a week old.

I want to be a famous person.

Granted, but you have a special illness that's the only reason why you're famous.

I wish I had time.

Granted, but it's tripple overtime, and no pay.

I wish i had more Velveeta mac 'n' cheese... ~:~yum~:~

Granted. but it has been sitting out for 4 days.

I wish I wasn't congested. (Darn Sorrel for giving me part of her illness)

Granted, but your body is super weak.

I wish this forum will gain members.

Granted but we put WWPL out of Commision.

I wish for a SD card so I can soft-mod my Wii.

Granted, but it also came with a bug that corrupted the system.

I wish for an Icee.

but your brain froze and now your dead.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but now you're dumb.

I wish 2010 will be a great year!

Granted, but to make it the great year, all of the other years of life become terrible to make it look good.

I wish for a dollar.

Granted, but then a tiny midget comes to steal it, and rips it up

I wish I had an un-poisoned pickle that had nothing wrong with it, and couldn't do anything to me EX. Choking, becoming sick, etc. The pickle can only go doen my throat like it would normally dissolve, and I would be happy~

Ha....get around THAT!

Granted, but I steal the pickle! >=D

I wish for a wish.

Granted but then you get amnesia.

I wish there was an easier way to bring in an income.

Granted, but everyone discovered this secret and the value of a dollar would be little to nothing.

I wish I was a Pokemon Master!

granted but,you're become a beggar in the pallet town first

i wish i was a soutaichou!(a captain for a team in bleach)

Accepted, but the Pug is in charge of the team you will take command of. Hopefully you will be take charge of a decent team once the Pug Council reviews this.

I wish for a Kobe Bryant jersey, a 2010 Chevy Corvette mint condition, Oxi-clean, Mighty Putty, and 10 hot strippers to keep the pug friends satisfied.

thanks pug,it was nice joining my team! ^0^ MY WISH GRANTED SUCCESFULLY! I'll make a badge for wish granting is successful!

but you will be a beggar(AGAIN) first in bill's cottage

i wish i have a very strong zanpakutou

Accepted, but I am no longer a beggar.

I want to be the best PGA Golf Player next to Tiger Woods